Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Junkyard Pet Peeves #2



"Do you have a mirror for my Cadillac?"

"Which mirror do you need?"

"There's more than one mirror?"

"There's a left door mirror, a right door mirror and the center mirror."

"I want the mirror with the little light in it."

"The mirror with the little light in it? Are you talking about the turn indicator light?"

"What's a turn indicator light?"

"You know, the light that flashes when you turn on the turn signal."

"My light doesn't flash. It just helps me to see when I do my make-up."

"Oh, you want the vanity mirror, right?

"Are you accusing me of being vain?"